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Best hindi comedy jokes

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Best funny sexy adult jokes

HkDr & ckck] vki tehu ij D;ksa csBrs gksA
Ckck & e1nj p1sn] rq>s dksbZ izksCye gS D;k \\\

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M+kDVj & D;k eSa blds firk dks vkids ikl Hkstq\
vkSjr & ugha! D;ksfda esjs ifr muls cgqr fp<+rs gSa A

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'kk;j& pkgrk gWq rq>s I;kj d#]
nqfu;k dh gj [kq'kh rsjs dneksa esa j[k nq]
ij tc ugha feyrk rsjk dksb tckc]
nks fny djrk gS fd rsjh G@nd is xkyh ekj nqA

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ifRu lqgkxjkr esa & eq>s cgqr Mj yx jgk gS!!!
ifr & D;ksfda rqe igyh ckj lsDl dj jgh gksA
ifRu & ugha] jkr dks igyh ckj gS A

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chut chut chut chut chut chut chut chut vHkh eksckbZy vkMZj djus ij ikbZ;s 1000@& rd dh NqV(chut)

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,d ckj ifr&ifRu lsDl dj jgs Fks A
ifRu& tjk /khjs&/khjs ! D;ksa 'krkCnh ,Dlizsl dh rjg pyk jgs gksA
rHkh mudk yM+dk uhps fxj x;kA
yM+dk xqLls ls cksyk& vkidks 'krkCnh pykuh gS ;k yksdy] de ls de lokfj;ksa dks rks er fxjkvks!!!

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yM+dk & ckck] D;k yM+dh;ksa dks lkFk lksuk cqjh ckr gS\\\
ckck & ckr vPNs&cqjs dh ugha gSa] loky ;g gS fd rqe yksx fQj lksrs gh ugha gks A

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Vhpj & vius cPps dks FkksM+h reht fl[kkbZ;s!
isjsaVl~ & D;ksa] D;k fd;k gSa blus\\\
Vhpj & blus ,fIyds'ku ds lsDl okys dkWye esa fy[kk gS fd eq>s dHkh ekSdk gh ugha feyk ] cl dHkh&dHkh fgyk ysrk gqWA

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lqgkxjkr esa
ifRu & d`i;k esjs ikl er vkuk!
ifr & D;ksa \\\
ifRu & D;ksfda esaus dle [kk;h Fkh fd 'kknh ds ckn ;s lc dke NksM+ nqaxh A

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lsdzsVjh & ckWl esjs ikl vkids fy, vPNh vkSj cqjh [kcj gSA
ckWl & igys vPNh [kcj lqukvks!
lsdzsVjh & vki uiqald ugha gSA
ckWl & okg] vkSj cqjh [kcj\
lsdzVjh & vPNh [kcj >qBh gS A

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HkDr & tc eSa jkr dks lksrk gqW rks eq>s LoIunks"k gks tkrk gSA
ckck & fdldk fopkj djds lksrs gks\
HkDr & dSVjhuk dsQ dk!
Ckck & viuh chch dk fopkj djds lks;k djks] Bhd gks tkvksxsA

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tc yM+dh toku gks tkrh gS rks oks ftal iguuk pkgrh gSa
vkSj
tc yMdk toku gks tkrk gS rks oks mlh ftal dks mrkjuk pkgrk gSaA

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xCcj csVs ls & cksy csVk] fdrus vkneh FksA
csVk & e1nj p1sn] bldk rks rq>s irk gksuk pkfg, u !!!

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,d ckj ,d yMdh M+kDVj ds ikl x;h A MkWDVj dh fu;r [kjkc gks x;hA
MkWDVj & vius diMs+ mrkjks!
yM+dh & fdlfy,\
MkWDVj & psd vi ds fy, A
og yMdh dk gkFk idM+rk gS A
yMdh & D;k dj jgS gks\
MkWDVj & ch-ih- psd dj jgk gqWA
vc og yMdh dks fdl djrk gSA
yM+dh & D;k dj jgS gks\
MkWDVj & dsfoVh psd dj jgk gqWA
blds ckn og lsDl djus yxkA
yMdh & D;k dj jgS gks\
MkWDVj & ,p- vkbZ- oh- VsLV !
yM+dh & blesa VsLV dh D;k t#jr gS] ,p-vkbZ-oh dh xksyh ysus gh rks esa ;gkW vk;h Fkh !!!!!!!

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ifr& tkuw] lnhZ yx jgh gS! FkksM+k lsDl gks tk;s\
ifRu xqLls ls & e1nj p1sn] esjh pq3r esa D;k ghVj yxk gS tks xehZ vk tk;sxhA

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pUnq vius nksLrks ls & dy jkr esaus ,d yMdh dh bTtr cpkbZ !!!
nksLr & oks dSls \\\
pUnq & lsYQ daVz~ksy Hkh dksbZ pht gksrh gSa ;kj !!!!!!

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ekfyd & rqe ckFk#e esa fcuk iqNs vUnj dSls vk x;s \\\
ukSdj & ekQ djuk] eSus le>k fd ekyfdu gS!!!!

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pUnq tc ?kj igqWpk rks ,d vkneh uaxk Hkkx jgk Fkk A
pUnq & vjs rqe uaxs D;ksa Hkkx jgs gks] rqEgsa 'kje ugha vkrh\\\
vkneh & D;ksafd vkt rqe tYnh ?kj is vk x;s-------!!!!!!!

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xka/khth vkSj efYydk esa D;k lekurk gS\\\
xka/khth us ns'k ds fy, diM+s R;kx fn;s
vkSj
efYydk us ns'kokfl;ksa ds fy,!!!!!!

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