hindi-jokes

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Best hindi comedy jokes

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General hindi comedy jokes

csVk cki ls & ikik esa bruk cM+k dc gksmaxk tc eSa eEeh ls fcuk iqNs ?kj ds ckgj tk ldrk gqWA
cki & vHkh bruk cM+k rks eS Hkh ugha gqWvk gqW fd fcuk iqNs ?kj ds ckgj tk ldq------A

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,d ckj pksj dks ,d iqfylokys us idM+ fy;k ij iqfyl ds ikl gFkdM+h ugh Fkh A
pksj & rqe ;gh #dks ] eS vHkh iqfyl LVslu ls gFkdMh ysdj vkrk gWq A
iqfyl & rqeus eq>s ikxy le> j[kk gS] rqe ;gh #dks eSa iqfyl LVslu ls gFkdMh ysdj vkrk gqA

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,d ckj pUnq ve`rlj x;k] ogkW mlus ,d vkWVks pkyd dks ns[kk A
pUnq & xq#)kjs tkvksxs A
vkVks pkyd & gkW] fcYdqy tk;saxs A
pUnq us ,d FkSyk fudkyk vkSj dgkW fd
xq#)kjs ls vkrs le; FkSys esa yaxj ys vkuk A

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,d ckj ,d yM+dk x/ks ds lkeus fxj x;kA
mls ns[kdj yMdh us gWWWalrs gq, dgk fd vius HkkbZ ds iSj Nq jgS gksA
yMdk & th HkkHkh th-----] eSa vius cMs+ HkS;k ds gh iSj Nq jgk gWqA

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cki & rqEgkjs fjtYV dk D;k gqvk \\\
csVk & ,d vPNh [kcj gS vkSj ,d cqjhA
cki & igys vPNh [kcj lqukvks A
csVk & eS ikl gks x;k A
cki & lkckl!!! vc cqjh [kcj crkvks A
csVk & vPNh [kcj xyr gS A

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,d vkWijslu ds ckn pUnq us MkDVj ls dgk% MkWDVj] D;k vc eSa ?kj tk ldrk gqW A
&&csVk] MkWDVj rks ihNs jg x;s eSa rks ;ejkt gqW A

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ifr & eq>s rykd ysuk gS A
odhy & rykd ysus ds fy, 10000 #i;s yxsaxsA
ifr & D;k dg jgks gks ] iafMr us rks 251 #i;s es 'kknh dj nhA
odhy & ns[k fy;k u lLrs Qsjksa dk urhtk A

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yMdk & rq pkgs /kjrh ij jgSa ;k pkan ij]
eSa rq>s rsjh [kqlcq ls igpku yqaxkA
yMdk & eq>s rks igys ls ld Fkk fd rqe ,d dqRrs gks !!!

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,d ckj ykyq th dks vaxzsth fl[kkus vksckek ds ikl vesfjdk Hkstk x;kA
tc ykyq okil Lonsl igqaps rks mUgsa ,d dkWy vk;kA
ykyq & Who is speaking????
tckc feyk& ge llqjs cjkd vksckek cksy jgk gwW A

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lkl & Hkxoku us rqEgs nks&nks vk[ks nh] fQj Hkh xsagq es ls rqels 2&5 dadM+&iRFkj Hkh ugh fudy ldrs A
cgq & cgqr vPNs!!! Hkxoku us rqEgs 32 nkWar fn;s gS]fQj Hkh rqe 2&5 dadM+&iRFkj ugha pck ldrhA

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ejht & ;s vkids gkFkksa esa Qqyksa dh ekyk fdlfy,!!!!
M+kWDVj & vkt eSa igyk vkWijslu d#axkA vxj rqe cp x;s rks ;s ekyk esjs fy,] vkSj vxj ej x;s rks rqEgkjs fy,!!!!!!

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Ekkfyd & vjs okg ukSdj!!! vkt rqus jksVh esa fdruk ?kh yxk;k gS A
ukSdj & ekQ djuk ekfyd] xyrh ls esjh jksVh vkidh Fkkyh esa pyh xbZA

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